Singing band music
Director: okay, everyone sing your parts!
People with tenuto: do do do
People with staccato: bum bum bum
People with marcatos: BAM BAM BAM
People with long notes: buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
People with that rhythm where you you go all “one note, rest, one note, rest”: *bobbing around*
People with rests: counting on their fingers or zoned out
People with crazy fast rhythms: badabadaBADABADAbododoboBABAM
People with glissandos: nyoom
People with dynamics:
ooooooOOOOOOoooooOOOOoooo
People who have trills: ???OwowOhOHAGAHAHhhaha????
In my experience, trills are often more like
Doodleoodleoodleoodleoodleoodleoo- FUCK